Ever hear that old addage, "the devil made me do it!"?
Have you ever seen him around making people do stuff?
Right! That's because he doesn't walk around on Earth. I mean, GEEZ! He's running all of Hell. He uses minions. Crusty Dead Guy happens to be one of them.
What's his real name? I don't know.
What's he doing walking around if he's dead? I don't know.
If he's so crusty, how can he walk around? It's a comic strip.
Why are you asking questions and answering them yourself? Stop asking me questions, ya freak!
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